Just needed a few things to make me smile : )
What do you call a fake noodle? an impasta
My dentist told me I need a crown. I was like I KNOW, RIGHT?
That awkward moment when you realize they weren't waving at you.
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator
I could give up chocolate but I'm not a quitter.
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